Sunday Penalty Rates

Dear Editor

I have to admit that I misjudged the strength of feeling by hospitality and retail sector workers against Sunday penalty rate cuts – right up to the moment I tried to reduce by 25 per cent the amount of housekeeping money I give to my wife.

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racial-profiling

Solution to Racial Profiling

Dear Editor

There is a brilliant and simple solution to the controversy over racial profiling at airports. All passengers will be required to step into a booth that scans for explosive devices and automatically detonates any device found. Harmless individuals will be released immediately after being scanned. Muffled explosions, contained within the booth, will be followed by an announcement that a seat has become available for standby passengers.
It’s a win-win for everyone.

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